*Sad Little Sigh*

http://www.cnn.com/2007/LIVING/worklife/12/31/cb.work.perks/index.html

on the other hand, while I don't currently get unlimited sick leave, bring my dog to work day, or on-site massage, I do get all the hand soap I can use.

See: http://consumerist.com/339057/bank-of-america-cant-afford-soap-for-employees-break-room