This is Off Topic for this Blog

But, oh. my. god.

http://www.controlfireants.com/more-fire-ant-fights.htm
http://www.controlfireants.com/fire-ant-fights.htm

Although they don't have the one I used to do in grad. school--- Fire Ants vs. Sonic Tater Tot (tater tot looses in 3 seconds or less)

Which now that I think of it was a real waste of perfectly good tater tots...