Dear MSNBC Caption Writer,

I don't know what college you went to. Perhaps an Amish one? I think even the most small town of the kids at Brigham Young have found the wonders of the Twinkie.

I'm pretty sure the staples of the college diet are, in order:

  1. Beer
  2. Diet Coke
  3. Red Bull
  4. Top Ramen
  5. Cookies from Mom
  6. Pizza
  7. Vodka
  8. Easy Mac
  9. Skittles
  10. Taco Bell/Cabana/Bueno

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