Perfect Employee?

I have the following for a slide,

"Real employee: forgets things, doesn’t know stuff, gets bored, short attention span, worries about money/benefit/policy impacts, does not have ESP "

I really, really want to use this picture.

But since it's for a very formal audience, I won't. I still want to.

Photo: one of my co-worker's cubes at my last job. I think he was on vacation...