How To Get People to Read Your Blog

At least according to my analytics reports...

1)Use the phrase, "I hate Office 2007"
2)Post the names of the songs on your iPod
3)Link to Consumerist

Don't expect people to search for words you actually write about, topics you care about, or any of the content you feel proud of. (Absolutely do not expect that kind of traffic unless you speak at national conferences and work for some place that has you blog on the official site.)

Of course, if I really wanted indiscriminate blog traffic all my posts would start with, "Naked Hayden Panettiere."


Black Spot said...

You don't get many comments, and I keep forgetting about you, but I do read you occasionally. Just so you know.

Yet Another Girl said...

Thanks... I think?