Ok, Ted, if you're going to call it Montana...

Maybe you should have a token place actually IN Montana.

You're losing cred here.

After spending over a decade in Texas, I won't walk in the doors of a chain called "Texas grille" if there's not actually at least ONE in Texas.

You wouldn't even have to have a big token. Just a lunch counter somewhere. You could pay for it with the paper straw budget from one month.....