Much Hate to the New Office Ribbon

I can find the bloody print button.

Why? Because after, I don't know, something like 15 years of being conditioned to go to File->Print by every application on earth b/c of the MicroSoftDominanceMonster, there is now NO file button.

I have home, insert, page layout, references, mailings, review, view, design, and layout.

1)I don't do references or mailings. Go away.
2)File-->Print, you $#@%@$# bastards. File--->Print.

Watch out, inappropriate angry woman on the loose!