Tivo: Love/Hate

Features I Really Want Tivo To Have On Its Next Release:

• Ban List: No matter how many wishlists or keyword searches they match, Boy Meets Girl, How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days, America's Best Places to Find Cash & Treasures, The New Mickey Mouse Club, and that show about Working Dogs will never, ever, ever be recorded.

Features I'm Pretty Sure Tivo Will Want Me to Upgrade My Box To Buy:

• See above